marlinspirkhall: fractal-baby: fractal-baby: When people include things like social media comments or IRC logs in Star Trek fics I feel like the tone is always very 2020s teenagers (because, of course, the authors) however I think the tone of Starfleet social media would be much closer to the random forums you stumble on that are 100% populated by humorless 40 something year old German web devs who still insist on running their own email servers. Real [STICKIED] [MUST READ] [HIGH PRIORITY]
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kinda hours. Just based on Picard, you know.
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Posted: 12:43 23 July 2267
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I’m sorry, we’re supposed to not discuss that ever since Spock fucked off to Vulcan Captain Kirk has been seen in public exactly once and looks like this
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Posted: 13:03 23 July 2267
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Posted: 13:12 23 July 2267
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what about this
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Posted: 13:14 23 July 2267
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I got banned for saying what Spock did to Kirk
Posted: 14:24 23 July 2267
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What did he do?
Posted: 14:50 23 July 2267
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He fucked that old man
Posted: 15:03 23 July 2267
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